Sunday, December 9, 2007

Why I don't like Christmas trees

1) Choosing the perfect one

2) Wires

3) Bare spots

4) Perfectionism (mine or other peoples')

5) Fragile ornaments

6) Already overcrowded apartments

7) Tree stands

8) Frustration (mine or other peoples')

9) Undecorating

10) $$$$$

3 comments:

supadiscomama said...

Why I miss Christmas Trees:

1) They smell good
2) They're pretty
3) The lights
4) The ornaments

Why I can't have one:

1) A 17-month-old boy who thinks he's a monkey!

Entropy said...

Are you totally against fake trees? You could get a little 3' one until you have a bigger place?

I've never had a real Christmas tree. They've always been fake but I love them.

Maybe you could make one out of paper and stick it to the wall--nothing breakable but definitely tear-able or terrible depending on how you look at it!

Literacy-chic said...

We've looked at artificials, but the cost is prohibitive--at least, for nice ones. Can't not get one--10 year-old boy and husband. Besides, I'm just being a grump. I like them, I just can't get involved in decorating them. First, my (inherited) Christmas tree perfectionism would ruin it for me and others, then, when I decided to loosen up a bit--making a conscious effort, and also staying away & letting others work on the tree without critiquing--just observing the effort to make everything perfect became frustrating. The 17-month-old who thinks he's a monkey rings a bell. When Doodle was that age, we had the tree blocked off with a gate (or, rather, we had her confined to a play area). Now she wants to take all of the ornaments off & play with them. We have designated "ornaments that are toys," but she doesn't realize the difference. Truthfully, our tree is very pretty. We have a snowflake-chili pepper-blue jay motif.